Rank
(Last)
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Team
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Record
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Grade
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Midseason
Notes
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1 (1)
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7-1
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A
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I considered giving them an A+, because for a team that
historically travels worse than anyone flying US Airways, to be 7-1 having
played 5 road games already is quite an accomplishment. But I realized that
the F-minus-minus-minus performance on Monday night in St. Louis had to be
coutned too.
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2 (2)
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5-2
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A
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Again, I considered giving them an A+ as well, as everyone had
them pegged for a regression, and instead they have knocked off San
Francisco, Seattle, and Denver in the first 8 weeks. Which makes their losses
to the Dolphins and especially the Chargers so hard to fathom.
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3 (3)
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8-0
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A+
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It's amazing what competent coaching (outside of clock
management in the final two minutes of a half) can do for a team.
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4 (4)
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6-1
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A
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They're 10 seconds or so away from being perfect through 8
weeks, and Rob Ryan has last year's historically bad defense actually playing
well.
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5 (6)
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6-2
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A-
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They look like they're rolling now, but that's come against STL,
HOU, ARI, TEN, JAX. As good as they look right now, the stain of two stright
blowouts against SEA and IND remain. Their first two games after the bye
(CAR, @NO) will be a good test.
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6 (5)
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7-1
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A-
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The offense is humming along nicely, but the defense needs to
start carrying at least a little bit of the weight for this team, otherwise
we're looking at another early playoff exit for Peyton.
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7 (7)
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6-2
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A
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Cincinnati's defense is leading the way, but Andy Dalton may be
taking the next step. If he is now an asset, instead of a liability when
playoff time comes around, the Bengals are a legitimate contender.
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8 (8)
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5-2
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B+
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Aaron Rodgers continues to lead the offense, but I can't trust
their defense, especially with Clay Matthews banged up.
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9 (9)
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6-2
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B+
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It hasn't been pretty (not even close), but the Patriots keep
getting results. The win over New Orleans is a bright spot on their 2013
resume. The loss to the Jets? Not so much. It's tough to view them as a
contender without the entire middle of their front seven (Wilfork and Mayo
are gone for the year, and Tommy Kelly isn't back yet), and a gimpy Aquib
Talib.
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10 (11)
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5-3
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B+
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I'm not sure this team will ever be deemed
"disciplined" under Jim Schwartz, but at least they're not losing
many games on account of it right now.
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11 (12)
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4-3
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B
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Carolina's defense has been outstanding this season. Their
offense is still very much a work-in-progress, but they're winning the games
they should win, which is a good first step.
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12 (10)
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4-4
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C
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This was the hardest team to grade. Dallas is a .500 team over
the last decade, so is this their true talent level? Are they the team that
went toe-to-toe with Denver and their otherworldly offense for 58 minutes? Or
are they the team that got shutout for an entire half by the leaky Chargers
defense? Are they the team that started 4-0 in the NFC, or the team that
allowed Calvin Johnson to amass 329 yards receiving? Have they actually
learned anything from the past couple of seasons, or are they still just good
enough to break their fans' hearts? 8 games in, we still don't know.
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13 (15)
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4-3
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B
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Coach Mike McCoy has been a godsend for Philip Rivers, who looks
much more like the guy who was prompting questions about whether the Giants
were right to pick Eli over him than the guy who made the comparison
laughable these last few years. The defense isn't very good, so the team is
very up and down, but it's progress.
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14 (14)
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4-3
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B-
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The defense has noticeably slipped from previous seasons. The
offense is better, but that's not going to continue with Jay Cutler out for
at least a month.
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15 (23)
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4-4
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C
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Their offense was comically bad last year thanks to terrible
quarterbacks and a terrible offensive line. This year the offense is better
with an average quarterback, but still bad because of the offensive line.
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16 (16)
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3-4
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C-
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The offense is a train-wreck. Yes they're down to Torrey Smith
and filler at receiver, but even their running backs aren't producing at all.
And while the defense is improved, it's not enough to carry the team. This is
what happens when you pay a good quarterback elite money.
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17 (17)
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3-4
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C+
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Even when things are going well, it's always hard for the
Titans. There aren't many explosive plays, so they have to be great over a
series of 8-12 plays to score on a given drive. There's enough there for it
to work, but if any piece breaks (be it injury or execution), it all falls
apart.
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18 (13)
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3-4
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C+
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Well they had a A start and then a D- 2nd quarter so I split the
difference.
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19 (20)
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3-4
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B-
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Considering the state of their quarterback position, for
Cleveland to be 3-4 is a minor miracle.
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20 (18)
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4-4
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B-
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The Jets had a good defense last year too, and they were barely
competitive in the 2nd half of the season. With a little bit more health on
defense and not Mark Sanchez taking snaps, there is at least hope that things
will get better, rather than spiral down the buttfumbling drain.
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21 (21)
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2-5
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D
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The defense (at least until Cushing went down again against KC)
was beasting. The offense simply couldn't pull anything close to its share of
the weight, mostly thanks to Matt Schaub. Now he's out, and instead of
playoffs and Super Bowl the year is all about evaluating Case Keenum.
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22 (24)
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2-5
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D+
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The Griffin injury overshadows everything here, but that's why
you a) protect you sizable investment instead of acting recklessly with it
and b) invest more than $3.00 in maintaining your field.
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23 (19)
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3-5
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C
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The defense actually looks improved (like we were promised last
year), and the offense is starting to look dynamic (like we were promised
last year. All-in-all, this looks like a team on the right path (like we’ve
been promised every year since 2000).
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24 (22)
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2-5
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D
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A long and quick fall for a team that was less than 20 yards
away from the Super Bowl last season. They were always going to have to make
up for their porous defense, and their injuries have made that impossible.
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25 (27)
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3-5
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C-
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Based on last season, St. Louis should have been ready to take
the next step and compete for a playoff spot, even in that ridiculously
difficult division. And if the team that came out against the Seahawks on
Monday night was the team we saw every week, they probably would be.
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26 (28)
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3-4
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C+
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Jacksonville's actual 2013 is how I envisioned the Raiders' 2013
going. Instead, the Raiders are surprisingly competitive behind the latest
young quarterback to beat out Matt Flynn.
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27 (25)
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2-5
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D+
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The Steelers are like the Yankees, experts predict a fall
because of age, and it never happens. Then one season, everything actually
does fall apart, but we'd become so numb to the predicitions that it catches
us by surprise. In Pittsburgh's case, their inability to get much out of
their last 4-5 drafts has left the cupboard almost completely bare.
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28 (29)
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2-6
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F
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The defense and running game have completely fallen apart, and
Eli is throwing bushels of picks because he's trying to do too much.
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29 (26)
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3-5
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D+
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It's amazing now that Matt Barkley was thought to be a
competitor to Andrew Luck for the #1 overall pick in the 2012 draft.
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30 (30)
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1-6
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D-
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When you don't get the quarterback position right, it's hard to
accomplish much in the NFL. Last year's Vikings team was the surprise.
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31 (31)
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0-7
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F
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This team is way too talented to be 0-7. Coaches aren't using
their great players correctly (see Darrelle Revis in zone coverage), they are
losing control of the locker room (see Michael Silver's exposee from last
week), and they're mishandling the quarterback position.
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32 (32)
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0-8
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F
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We knew they'd be bad. We didn't realize they wouldn't even
compete.
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