Friday, September 11, 2015

NFL Picks, Week 1

Three thoughts on the Kickoff Classic:

1. I knew I was going to have to relive the events of last February, but I took steps to limit my exposure to that, namely, keeping the TV off as long as possible during the pregame. But of course, as soon as I turn on NBC, I'm confronted with Tony Dungy holding his tablet getting ready to diagram the Butler interception. As Lego Batman said,



2. I was not surprised by Pittsburgh's inability to offer much resistance to the Patriots offense. It's hard to do so when this is your secondary:

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I will admit to being somewhat surprised that there were more than 0 plays where Rob Gronkowski was completely uncovered. And to being completely shocked that there were multiple such occasions of total coverage breakdown. Much is made of how New England starts their defensive gameplan by trying to take away the thing their opponent's offense does best. It sounds like common sense...until you watched last night's game.

3. New England's secondary looked better than I anticipated (admittedly my expectations very extremely low). Malcolm Butler acquitted himself pretty well against Antonio Brown, especially in the first half. In the second half, Butler started getting fooled on double moves, and it remains to be seen if this is a function of going up against the most consistent receiver in the league (33 straight games with 5+ receptions and 50+ yards), or if it's something coaches can explout as they get more film on Butler.

I had higher expectations for the Patriots' front seven, and they did not play to that level. While it appears I was too dismissive of Pittsburgh's signing of D'Angelo Williams, New England made him look much better than he has any right to be at this stage of his career.

On to the picks. Home teams in CAPS. Odds this year are courtesy of vegasinsider.com.

Green Bay (-7) over CHICAGO
Green Bay comes into this game missing Jordy Nelson (out for the year). Chicago comes into this game missing a quarterback who takes care of the ball, a decent offensive line, and a functioning defense. Advantage, Packers.

Kansas City (+1) over HOUSTON
Both of these teams have strong defenses with very good pass rushers. Kansas City has a competent quarterback (Alex Smith) with a top-5 running back. Houston has a below-average quarterback (Brian Hoyer) with a top-5 running back who won't dress due to a groin injury. I trust the Chiefs offense to put up more points than the Texans.

NEW YORK JETS (-3) over Cleveland
I simply don't see the Josh McCown-led Browns offense putting up much of anything on that Jets defense.

Indianapolis (-2.5) over BUFFALO
If I trusted in Tyrod Taylor more, I'd pick Buffalo in the upset. I believe Rex's defense will fluster Andrew Luck and the Colts, and will keep the game winnable despite the talent the Colts have on offense. I just have no idea how many points a Taylor-led offense is capable of producing, even against a suspect Colts defense.

Miami (-3.5) over WASHINGTON
Poor Kirk Cousins. Poor, poor Kirk Cousins.

JACKSONVILLE (+3) over Carolina  
The Jaguars actually had a pretty strong pass rush last year. That's bad news for Cam Newton, because his offensive line is shaping up to be terrible this year. With him losing his top receiver for the year as well, offense should be pretty ugly for the Panthers. This seems like one of those results that will look pretty odd when we look back on it at the end of the season, but week 1 is always good for a couple of those.

ST. LOUIS (+4) over Seattle
The Seahawks have struggle with the Rams in St. Louis ever since Jeff Fisher arrived.
2012: Rams 19, Seahawks 13
2013: Seahawks 14, Rams 9
2014: Rams 28, Seahawks 26
Seattle treating their offensive line as an afterthought really hurts them against the Rams' front seven. Wilson takes a ton of hits and Seattle tends to have their pants pulled down by the Rams' special teams in these games via trick plays. The saving grace for Seattle in this game? The Rams OL might be even worse than Seattle's. I don't foresee many points being scored in this one

ARIZONA (-2.5) over New Orleans
The Cardinals have carved out a pretty nice little home field advantage for themselves with their University of Phoenix stadium. As long as Carson Palmer makes it through the game intact, the Cardinals should put up enough points against this very much a work-in-progress Saints defense.

Detroit (+3) over SAN DIEGO
Each year recently I look at the Chargers and expect them to finally rise up and mount a legitimate challenge to the Broncos for the AFC West title. Each year we're instead treated to massive inconsistency and about a .500 record. Will this year be different? I'll believe it when I see it.

TAMPA BAY (-3) over Tennessee 
I like the team around Jameis Winston quite a bit better than I like the team around Marcus Mariota.

Cincinnati (-3) over OAKLAND
Nothing about Oakland simulates a playoff-caliber opponent (except maybe Amari Cooper), so we should be able to avoid Bad Andy Dalton surfacing and seeing his shadow this weekend.

DENVER (-4.5) over Baltimore 
Because this matchup is happening in September, when Manning has yet to be beaten down by the grind of the regular season, I see Denver's offense looking strong and balanced in this game. That's enough to beat what I called the best overall team in the AFC in week 1.

DALLAS (-6) over New York Giants
I believe the Giants will be very good on offense this year. I simply believe they're also going to be incredibly bad defensively, especially with their best defensive player a) out of this game and b) relegated to nine fingers going forward. Dallas should be able to run all over the Giants front seven.

Philadelphia (-3) over ATLANTA
The Falcons have made a huge coaching upgrade, especially defensively, and they've added some sorely needed talent to that side of the ball. Remember these words after the Eagles hang 40 points on Atlanta Monday night.

Minnesota (-2.5) over SAN FRANCISCO
I trust Teddy Bridgewater more than Colin Kaepernick right now, plus I like Teddy's supporting cast more.

This week: 0-0-1

Regular Season History:
2014 Season: 130-122-3 (.516)
2014 Midweek Picks: 13-5
2013 season: 115-134-7 (.463)
2013 Midweek Picks: 7-9-1
2012: 114-133-9 (.463)
2011: 51-55-4 (.482)

Postseason History:
2014 Postseason: 6-5 (.545) / Miles' 2014 Postseason: 6-5 (.545)
2013 Postseason: 4-5-2 (.455) / Miles' 2013 Postseason: 6-3-2 (.550)
2012 Postseason: 6-4-1
2011 Postseason: 6-5

Thursday, September 10, 2015

NFL Picks, Week 1 - Kickoff Classic Edition

Once again, I will use my Thursday Night pick to link to the wonderful 506sports website, which displays the TV coverage for all of us schlubs who don't want to pony up for DirecTV. 


This week's NFL TV maps: 506sports


PATRIOTS (-7) over Steelers

For the last 11 years the kickoff classic has featured the previous year's Super Bowl champion. Nine time the defending champion has started the season 1-0. The two outliers? 

2013, when the Baltimore Ravens lost to the Denver Broncos 49-27. This game was notable because, due to a scheduling conflict with the Orioles, the Ravens had to begin the season on the road, instead of at home, which is the custom. 

2012, when the Dallas Cowboys defeated the New York Giants 24-17. Because even when the Giants were good no one had any idea how well they'd play in any regular season game, and let's not forget that Eli Manning ruins everything. 

So history is very much on the Patriots side in this one. Add in Pittsburgh's lack of a pass defense, and it's hard to come up with a scenario where the Steelers can win a shootout. Then remember that Pittsburgh has a top-3 receiver suspended 4 games, their top running back suspended 2 games, and their starting center out injured...and it's hard to see how Pittsburgh can even keep this game close. 

Finally, add in all of the DeflateGate stuff, Brady overturning the suspension, the fans in a lather due to the way the NFL handled the matter, AND the celebration of last year's (grits teeth) Super Bowl victory, and this line could be doubled and I'd still pick the Patriots. 

Regular Season History:
2014 Season: 130-122-3 (.516)
2014 Midweek Picks: 13-5
2013 season: 115-134-7 (.463)
2013 Midweek Picks: 7-9-1
2012: 114-133-9 (.463)
2011: 51-55-4 (.482)

Postseason History:
2014 Postseason: 6-5 (.545) / Miles' 2014 Postseason: 6-5 (.545)
2013 Postseason: 4-5-2 (.455) / Miles' 2013 Postseason: 6-3-2 (.550)
2012 Postseason: 6-4-1
2011 Postseason: 6-5

Quick NFL Preview Post

Football is back! And I don't mean just talking about football, or air pressure, or lawyers, or fake (read: preseason) football, I mean real, honest-to-goodness football. I'm so happy for that I'm overlooking the fact that as part of tonight's kickoff event I will be forced to re-live the final minute of last year's Super Bowl, where something...less-than-ideal happened. To show I'm not still bitter, here's a scene from the FX show, "The League" where Marshawn Lynch pokes fun at that play (call):



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Okay, I think we can officially move on now. 2015! New stuff will happen!

So here's how I see the regular season shaking out:

AFC
NFC
Team
W
L
T
Team
W
L
T
New England Patriots (1)
13
3
0
Philadelphia Eagles (3)
11
5
0
Miami Dolphins (6)
10
6
0
Dallas Cowboys (5)
11
5
0
Buffalo Bills
7
9
0
New York Giants
6
10
0
New York Jets
6
10
0
Washington Redskins
3
13
0
Team
W
L
T
Team
W
L
T
Baltimore Ravens (3)
11
5
0
Green Bay Packers (1)
13
3
0
Pittsbugh Steelers
10
6
0
Minnesota Vikings (6)
9
7
0
Cincinnati Bengals
7
9
0
Detroit Lions
7
9
0
Cleveland Browns
3
13
0
Chicago Bears
5
11
0
Team
W
L
T
Team
W
L
T
Indianapolis Colts (2)
13
3
0
Atlanta Falcons (4)
9
7
0
Houston Texans
7
9
0
New Orleans Saints
7
9
0
Jacksonville Jaguars
6
10
0
Carolina Panthers
7
9
0
Tennessee Titans
3
13
0
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4
12
0
Team
W
L
T
Team
W
L
T
Denver Broncos (4)
11
5
0
Seattle Seahawks (2)
11
5
0
Kansas City Chiefs (5)
11
5
0
Arizona Cardinals
9
7
0
San Diego Chargers
7
9
0
St. Louis Rams
7
9
0
Oakland Raiders
5
11
0
San Francisco 49ers
7
9
0

More importantly, let me say that I believe there will be 8 true contenders for the Super Bowl. Let's look at those 7 teams: 

AFC
Baltimore Ravens: I feel like this might be the most complete team in the AFC. Their main weakness? Their receiving corps, which can best be described as a 36-year-old Steve Smith and question marks. Then again, their WRs haven't been world beaters in recent years, and Joe Flacco and the offense have still been pretty efficient. As long as that continues, this team has as good a shot as any other in the AFC. 

Denver Broncos: I can sense your skepticism, after all, I'm the guy that posited Manning would retire after he looked completely incapable of chucking the ball more than 7 yards downfield in the playoff loss to the Colts. Some people will gloss over that because of the running game. I'm glossing over it because of their defense. This should be a top-5 defense, both with a strong pass rush AND a strong secondary. When you have both of those things, you are a contender unless your quarterback is subpar (see the Bills and the Jets). That being said, I still don't believe Manning can make it through a full season remotely intact, so I believe this team will come up short in the end. 

Indianapolis Colts: Terrific quarterback, an orgy of offensive weapons, and a decent pass defense. But that run defense remains an eyesore, and it's not going to get much better. The Colts are still a "we hope we can win a shootout because we have Andre Luck" team, and while that should be enough to have a very successful regular season, it's not a recipe for 3-4 straight playoff wins to top it all off. 

New England Patriots: You cannot count this team out with Belichick and Brady. That being said, they lost a tremendous amount of talent from this secondary. Even if Mal...Malcolm...Malcolm Bu...that guy from the Super Bowl is everything they think he is, he's not Revis. And that means this secondary is going to give up yards. Lots of yards. And points. And the Patriots have yet to win a Super Bowl with a paper-thin secondary. Usually those Patriots teams are the ones that bow out on the early side in the playoffs. 

NFC
Green Bay Packers: They have Aaron Rodgers. And while losing Jordy Nelson hurts, they still have plenty of talent at the skill positions. Their offensive line is good. Their defense is...okay. Frankly, I still believe their biggest problem is how they matchup poorly with Seattle. 

Dallas Cowboys: With that offensive line, they will make life difficult for their opponents. And while I still have concerns about their defense, it should be a little less smoke and mirrors covering for deficient talent than last season. If they can continue controlling the tempo of games and running the ball down opponents' throats, they should be in the thick of things come January. 

Philadlephia Eagles: I'm on the fence about the Eagles. I believe they will have a very good season (while I am not a member of the Sam Bradford bandwagon, he is a substantial upgrade over Foles and Sanchez), I'm not sure they match up particular well with any of the other contenders save the Cowboys. But their defense should be improved and their offense should put lesser teams away. 

Seattle Seahawks: Offensively, they should be better, Jimmy Graham is a perfect addition for this offense. He shines in the red zone and will give Wilson a great target he can trust in more completely than his stable of wide receivers. Defensively, they may take a step back in the secondary, but a step back from elite is still very good. And their front seven should be better and will be much deeper, which should make their pas rush more like 2013 and less like 2014. This remains the most complete team in the league, and outside of the Cowboys, they match up very well with the other NFC contenders. 

So here's how I see the playoffs shaking out. 

WILD CARD ROUND
AFC (3v6)
Ravens over Dolphins
AFC (4v5)
Broncos over Chiefs
NFC (3v6)
Eagles over Vikings
NFC (4v5)
Cowboys over Falcons
DIVISIONAL ROUND
AFC (1v4)
Patriots over Broncos
AFC (2V3)
Ravens over Colts
NFC (1V5)
Packers over Cowboys
NFC (2V3)
Seahawks over Eagles
CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
Ravens over Patriots
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP
Seahawks over Packers
SUPER BOWL
SB XLVII
Seahawks over Ravens
I really wasn;t going to do this. I had an alternate scenario all mapped out with Seattle losing in the divisional round. My thought process was that it's just so physically, mentally, emotionally taxing to go to the Super Bowl in consecutive years, to predict them to do it again seems the height of arrogance. 

But then I looked, and I found I didn't really believe in the playoff results I listed, I was working the scenario to find a believable way the Seahawks wouldn't make it back to the big game. It really comes down to the fact that I don't believe either the Eagles or the Packers will beat the Seahawks in the playoffs. And while I believe Dallas can do it, I'm skeptical they'll be as good as they were last season. 

As for the AFC, like I said above, I believe Baltimore is the most complete team in the AFC, and if they get the Pats again, I believe they will win that game. That being said, if the Patriots don't have to face the Ravens, I don't see any other AFC team taking them out, even with their decimated secondary. 

So here I go. This will be the third time in a row I've picked Seattle to win the Super Bowl before the season started. In both of the previous years I have nailed the Super Bowl matchup, and I was one yard away from getting the result of the game right as well. Hopefully I'll be similarly successful this season too. 

Happy 2015 NFL Season everyone!